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She likes to emerge when I am stressed. She is the voice I hear in my head several times a day. She is aggressive, assertive, arrogant, appealing. She is BITCHET.
In case you haven't figured this out by now, this is my site. Not yours... Mine. That means, I can say and do as I please around here. I will tell you to fuck off just as easily as I will tell you hello. If i think you're an asshole, I will call you out on it because, more than likely, no one has yet and you've been creeping around the street far too long not knowing that you're an asshole. If your friends or family don't have the balls to do it then I'll slap on mine and let my opinion of you be heard. I can do that because I am Bitchet.
I want you to feel as though you can say whatever you feel about me or my posts at any given time. However, as I have stated before in my blog, if you post anonymously you be blocked from ever returning to this site . My philosophy is if you didn't slap your balls on when you entered this site to post as yourself, I don't want your sorry ass around here anyway. Does that make sense to you? And really, you're not anonymous to me anyway. I have your information logged from the second you come on this site. I know your name, the computer you're using, the city where you're logged in, the name of your oldest sibling, the weight of your dog, the car you drive and the web browser you're using. Any information I receive from my Anonymous commenters including names, addresses, phone numbers and social security numbers are mine to do with as I wish. I like to shop at Target, Costco and Old Navy so if charges start coming up on your Visa you know you bought me some nice things because you owe me for being an annoying Anonymous commenter.
I can't stand when people blog about subjects that lack substance and are littered with mispellings. I understand that every once in a while a word might get overlooked and when proofreading teh can really look like the and it ends up never getting corrected. That just shows me that you're too lazy to run spell check, but that's beside the point. I mean, being near perfect as I am, I will admit that there might be a missspellling, gramatikal errur, or punkchewation problem among my words but, they won't stay there for along as I am sure you will call me out on them just as Wobega did when she called to tell me phenomenal was spelled wrong.
I enjoy hanging out with people who are nothing like me. But, I enjoy when people who are bitches like myself read my blog and agree with what I say. None of my friends are bitches. Well, maybe JAVA'S, but she's a bitch just like me and well, I gotta love her for that! August and SashDUBshe are definitely not bitches and Miss Internet has a way of being a bitch in a nonchalant way. If you have issues with bitches or feel that you don't understand the plight of a bitch, then this isn't a good place for you and you should leave immediately.
I hate when people log onto my site over and over and over again. It makes me suspicious. With the problems I have with the in-laws reading and trying to interpret every word I say, it's important for me to monitor the visitors to this site in an obsessive compulsive way. What I am saying is, since those people found out I have this site, they are here seven to ten times a day. I won't have it, so if you come around here every other hour, like they do, you're likely to get banned. If I do ban you, and you're not a peddling in-law, just shoot over to the contact me page and send me an email and if you state your case why you shouldn't be banned and I think you have a good argument, I will let you back on the site on a probationary status. I can do this because I am Bitchet and this is my site, remember?
I do not tolerate stupid comments on my site. Depending on my bitch level for that day, your rude, ignorant, retarded, uneducated, intrusive, uncultured comments will either be ignored or you will be disgraced and humiliated. I want to read what you think. I want to debate with you or have an argument. Just make sure you can back up your claims. I, on the other hand, do not have to prove my point at any time and can easily tell you to "Fuck off" when I feel like it.
Finally, I am a mother of three Marbles and a wife of six years. This has hardened me and softened me all in one big chunk. You will see the soft side of me here and you will see the hard side. You will read me gush about my Marbles, worry about them and bitch about them. I have close friends who live near me and close friends that live in other states. I will talk about them as well. I have people in my life that cause me an enormous amount of stress. It is my right to say whatever it is I feel about them. I am also observant and you will read my rants about things that annoy me in my every day life. I can do this because this is my site and i am
BITCHET!!
