You Know the Economy is Bad When....

***You fill up your gas tank and TGIM tells you he's buying you a gas cap that locks so no one syphons my gas.

***Your work has to create a new code for "Purse Snatching" because they have become so prevalent.

***Spirit Airlines now makes you pay for your seat assignment. And a middle seat costs $5!!

***Even celebrities with millions of dollars are declaring bankruptcy