Totally Random Blog Post

**In my bathroom we have a "water closet". Do you know what a "water closet" is? In case you don't it's basically a room, within a bathroom, that contains the toilet. So basically, when we have to go potty we use a separate room which if i stand with my arms outstretched sideways, is about that long and maybe two feet wide. So it's this relatively small room. Anyway, my point is, that when you're in this confined space and you're taking a shit you pretty much stink yourself out of the place....

**I went on a field trip today with Blue Marbles class and none of the other chaperone's on the trip talked to me. Now, perhaps it's because the median age for a mother of a child in Blue Marbles first grade class is roughly 36. And, because i'm so youthful-looking, I am constantly being mistaken for 21 24 28, I sometimes think they don't talk to me because they think I can't relate to them. Or it could be that while we were supposed to be watching the boring movie in the Planetarium about Rusty Rockets Last Trip to the moon, I was making faces at the boys in front of me causing them to giggle which inevitably got me scolded by Blue Marble.

Speaking of Blue Marble...
**Yesterday Blue Marble told me that when I came into her class today I wasn't allowed to wear my pajama's and I needed to make sure I did my hair and had on regular clothes before coming into the school. Apparently I embarrass her when I walk them into school some days in running pants with white paint stains on them and one of TGIM's t-shirt. So, just to be the crazy mom that I am, as i was getting ready today I came out into the family room in my bra and "butt crack underwear" and told her i was walking her into school like that. She laughed....then i put my shorts on and said I was going into school like that. Blue Marble rolled her eyes. Then I put on a white tank top over my black bra with my black shorts and said to Blue Marble, "This looks ok, right?" She freaked out and was like, "I see your bra's through that SHIRT!" And the brilliant Pink Marble chimes in, "That would look fine if you just wore a white bra with it." Thanks Vera Wang!!
My Marble must find me pretty embarrassing!!! We all remember this note that Pink Marble gave me before her birthday party, right?