Ninja Beau

Our phone conversations go like this:

Beau: "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AUNT BITCHETTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!"

Bitchet: "Hi, Beau Beau!"

Silence......

Bitchet: "Meow Meow Meow"

Beau: "GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

Bitchet: "Ooh ooh ohh eee eee eee"

Beau: (Laughing) "Oink Oink Oink"

Bitchet: "mooooo moooo mooo"

Beau: (Laughing Hysterically) "arf arf arf"

Bitchet: "Cock-a-doodle-dooo"

Beau: (Yells something only him and the wild beasts at the zoo can understand and then screams) BYYYYEEEEEEE and hangs up on me!

And this, my friends, is why I so thoroughly enjoy my Ninja Beau!

Happy Birthday! I love you and miss you so much!!