Being a Mama!

Yesterday I celebrated Mother's Day at the waterpark with the family. I enjoyed watching countless women cram their flabby selves into string bikinis and walk about like the owned the joint. And you know what I say, "More power to 'em!" I wouldn't be caught dead in a bikini, let alone a traditional bathing suit, but these ladies seemed to think that had the bodies to rock the suits they were wearing!!!

Going down a waterslide is an exciting adventure. Climbing nine flights of stairs to achieve that adventure is something I'll do once or twice and then I've had enough. Why can't they make escalators to carry your ass up to the top of the slide???

Mental note: Next time you go to the waterpark... put sunblock on your face!!!!

OUCH!!!!