Yellow Lines

Dear Mr. Needs To Retake Parking 101 in Driver's Ed,

When you decide to park your big ass Escalade next to my itty bitty minivan I suggest you take note of the yellow lines that you are parking inbetween. Your expensive tires with even more expensive rims should fit even between the two lines. At no time should your wheels be ON the yellow line.

Also, I saw you open your car door and hit the passenger side of my van door. I also saw you look around, smirk and shrug your shoulders assuming no one was watching you. Well, Bastard, I saw it. With my very own eyes, and guess what? I could give a shit that you hit my door, what I am pissed about is how you looked around and shrugged like it was no big deal.

I left you a little present on your door. Well, I didn't. My key did. And next time, don't fuck with my car because karma's a bitch and so is Bitchet!

Best Regards and happy repainting,
Bitchet