Ninja Beau Calling

Ninja Beau: Hi DAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

Aunt Bitchet: What???? Are you calling me Dad?

Ninja Beau: Shut.up.Tant Bidgie

Aunt Bitchet: That's it, I'm coming there to get your belly.

Ninja Beau: shrieking scream

Aunt Bitchet: What are you doin' Ninja Beau?

Ninja Beau: SHUT UP DAAAAAAAAAAAD

Aunt Bitchet: WHAT??? I'm not your Dad you silly boy.

Ninja Beau: SHUT UP!

This conversation has been repeated everyday for the past week. Except for today when Ninja Beau, after telling me to shut up thirteen times, asked me if I could come over. My evil heart melted and I started to cry. How I miss that Ninja Beau even though he always tells me to shut up!