I'll Admit It.. I'm a Coke Addict

Why does Diet Coke taste so fucking good?
I think Coca Cola Company puts addictive drugs in the drink to make people get hooked on it and it forces them to consume more than what they should in the course of a day.
I mean, I don't think that it's too weird that I snort a line of diet coke off my make-up mirror every morning, is it?
It's not something to be concerned about that I take my bent spoon and boil some diet Coke on and then suck it up into a syringe and shoot it into the veins in my foot?
I'm not really addicted if all I think about, all day-every day is when I am going to get my next fix and that I spend my last few pennies on diet Coke rather than feed my children.
Who cares if I sell my body down on Woodward Ave. on the weekend to support my habit?
Is it really that big of a deal that I meet up with my dealer on Cass and Martin Luther King Blvd. and I slip him two bucks and he hands me a liter of the bubbly?
I lick the rim and suck every last bit of diet Coke off the can is totally normal? I mean everyone sips up that little bit of pop that gets caught in the groove around the rim don't they? And then your eyes roll into the back of your head and you feel the room spinning and little polka dot cats are leaping over orange construction barrels. It happens to everyone right?




**I am back to blocking IP's that come to my site over and over that are from my state. Mostly because this is a pattern of the MIL and SIL and I would just prefer they don't read my site. The IP that gets blocked at the end of today is 68.21.45.231. Go to this site and at the top right corner it will give you your IP address. I am interested to know who this person is coming from Huntington Woods, Michigan. If you leave me a comment that this is your IP and I like you and you're not the MIL or SIL then you're safe. I know you're on my site like five times a day, so if I don't get a comment from you then I am going to assume you're the antichrist and you're going to blocked!